“Trump Mobile Premium Plan: Mind-Blown, Wallet-Drained”

Kingsmen anyone?

That $47.95/month Trump Mobile Premium Plan might actually cost you your dignity.

The “patriot phone” promises healthcare and connectivity—but leaves out the bit about waiting rooms longer than a Truth Social approval queue.

🔥Truth: Most components are imported. Tariffs will trickle down to you.

🔥Truth: The call center won’t be in India—but your customer service rep might still say “please

hold” for 90 minutes.

T1 Mobile...the future of communication

🔥Truth: Health coverage? If it's like any Trump rollout, expect more gold font than medical access.

Meanwhile, Trump is golfing, promoting crypto scams, and reminding us that “delays” mean “demand.” Funny—he’s the only product that keeps glitching while bragging about uptime.