Crypto Will Crash (and Then Probably Moon). Let’s Not Pretend Otherwise.
- Julie Hartling
- Jun 10, 2025
- 1 min read
Updated: Jun 16, 2025
Here’s the rough sketch:
Geopolitical chaos? Yep.
EM storms hitting infrastructure? That too.
Monetary policy tightening and AI fears?
Welcome to Sunday. So yes, crypto may tank to $40,000 or below.
But long term? It’s likely to soar — not just on vibes, but math, scarcity, and eventual panic adoption when fiat flops.
What others might say: There’s a real risk that regulation and surveillance tech merge into a new monetary regime — and your Bitcoin becomes the MySpace of finance.
Fun is subjective. Some of us would rather not ride the death-drop coaster. There are safer bets in boring markets. But if you’re in it for the memes, the metaphysics, and the million-dollar endgame — then ride or die. In Bizarro-land, the end is always the beginning.Just don’t forget to enjoy the middle.


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